This list is a "FLY BABY" chat list. I'll make it plain: Keep this kind of material off the list or be dropped from membership. Anyone feeling the need to "share" such can head over to RAH and spread the word. Ed Nolan List Administrator > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 > From: Airwags5@aol.com > Date: Fri, 8 Dec 2000 23:06:53 EST > Subject: Fwd: Translating > To: Jtwagg@aol.com, WaggDR@aol.com > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822 > From: KHCALLOWAY@aol.com > Date: Fri, 8 Dec 2000 10:51:28 EST > Subject: Translating > To: undisclosed-recipients:; > > > > > > << TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: {With > apologies to AZL|} > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Yes =index.html No > > > > > > > >No = Yes > > > > > > > >Maybe = No > > > > > > > >We need = I want > > > > > > > >I'm sorry = You'll be sorry > > > > > > > >We need to talk = I need to complain > > > > > > > >Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to > > > > > > > >Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful > > > > > > > >Do what you want = You'll pay for this later > > > > > > > >I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you > moron! > > > > > > > >Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're > dead > > > > > > > >You have to learn to communicate = Just agree > with me > > > > > > > >Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have > flabby thighs > > > > > > > >You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you > sweat a lot > > > > > > > >Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for > something expensive > > > > > > > >It's your decision = The correct decision > should be obvious by now > > > > > > > >You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all > you ever think about?? > > > > > > > >I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes > and find a good game on > > > > > > TV > > > > > > > >How much do you love me? = I did something > today that you're really > > > > > > > >not going to like > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >I'm hungry = I'm hungry > > > > > > > >I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy > > > > > > > >I'm tired = I'm tired > > > > > > > >Nice dress = Nice cleavage! > > > > > > > >I love you = Let's have sex now > > > > > > > >I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? > > > > > > > >What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of > the question > > > > > > > >I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd > better have sex now! > > > > > > > >May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like > to have sex with you > > > > > > > >Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like > to have sex with you > > > > > > > >Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually > like to have sex with > > you > > > > > > > >Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually > like to have sex with > > you > > > > > > > >Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal > for you to have sex > > with > > > > > > > >other guys > > > > > > > >You look tense, let me give you a massage = I > want to have sex with > > > > > > > >you in the next ten minutes > > > > > > > >Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by > showing that I am a deep > > > > > > > >person and maybe then you'd like to have sex > with === message truncated ===